The Latest Example Of Liberal Lunacy

The moonbats are at it again.

As each day goes by, I become more and more convinced that liberals have to be some sort of alien life form from another planet.

It seems to be the only explanation for utterly stupid things that concern them.

I was sort of hoping that with the Christmas season behind us, this “separation of Church and State” silliness would go away for awhile.

In the latest example of liberal lunacy, the Freedom From Religon Foundation is urging a boycott of the United States Postal Service.

What has these mental midgets so outraged is that the USPS plans to issue a postage stamp honoring a woman.

This woman:

Mother Teresa.

A Nobel Prize winner who, unlike some recent folks awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, actually did something to earn the award.

The Freedom From Religon Foundation had this comment:

“Mother Teresa is principally known as a religious figure who ran a religious institution. You can’t really separate her being a nun and being a Roman Catholic from everything she did.”

Right.

Like spending her lifetime doing humanitarian work in the poverty and squalor of Calcutta.

The idiot liberal (redundant) members of the Freedom From Religon Foundation are among the left-wing whack jobs who are always running their mouths about how we all have an obligation to help those less fortunate than us, would be singing the praises of Mother Teresa if she had  been an atheist.

Because she was a Roman Catholic nun, she shouldn’t have her picture on a postage stamp.

Just what planet do these people come from anyway?

My Christmas Present To The ACLU

Relax, relax, I haven’t lost my mind.

I would never waste my money buying anything for anyone who belongs to the ACLU.

Unless I could get them a brain, or some common human decency.

Maybe even just some simple common sense.

Instead, I came across this video clip which, although it is satarical in nature, pretty much sums up the work that the ACLU is doing to, I mean for, America.

Merry Christmas to all of you at the ACLU.

You liberal scumbags:

Al Gore Is Tired Of Waiting, Takes Matters Into His Own Hands

It seems that the entire focus of President Obama and Congress is on passing a health care reform bill.
Sure, the “cap and trade” measure is still on the table, but it isn’t getting nearly the attention.
This lack of focus on climate change, while the earth is in the balance, is particulary troubling to global warming guru Al Gore.
Mr. Gore fears that the end is coming soon, and rather than see the family name die out, decided to take measures into his own hands.

Former vice president Al Gore—who for the past three decades has unsuccessfully attempted to warn humanity of the coming destruction of our planet, only to be mocked and derided by the very people he has tried to save—launched his infant son into space Monday in the faint hope that his only child would reach the safety of another world.

“I tried to warn them, but the Elders of this planet would not listen,” said Gore, who in 2000 was nearly banished to a featureless realm of nonexistence for promoting his unpopular message. “They called me foolish and laughed at my predictions. Yet even now, the Midwest is flooded, the ice caps are melting, and the cities are rocked with tremors, just as I foretold. Fools! Why didn’t they heed me before it was too late?”

Al Gore—or, as he is known in his own language, Gore-Al—placed his son, Kal-Al, gently in the one-passenger rocket ship, his brow furrowed by the great weight he carried in preserving the sole survivor of humanity’s hubristic folly.

“There is nothing left now but to ensure that my infant son does not meet the same fate as the rest of my doomed race,” Gore said. “I will send him to a new planet, where he will, I hope, be raised by simple but kindly country folk and grow up to be a hero and protector to his adopted home.”

As the rocket soared through the Gore estate’s retractable solar-paneled roof—installed three years ago to save energy and provide emergency rocket-launch capability in the event that Gore’s campaign to save Earth was unsuccessful—the onetime presidential candidate and his wife, Tipper, stood arm-in-arm, nobly facing their end while gazing up in stoic dignity at the receding rocket, the ecosystem already beginning to collapse around them.

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If I’m A Racist, So Are You!

One of the favorite claims of the Kool-Aid Brigade is that someone who doesn’t agree with President Obama’s policies must be a racist.

Perhaps the most famous (certainly the most outspoken) of the fearmongers making this ludicrous claim is Janeane Garofalo.

And her most well known line was about the people who showed up and voiced their displeasure at tea parties:
“This is about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up.”

My response to Ms. Garofalo is:
“If I’m a racist, you’re an a**hole!

Lady, you have got to be the dumbest person drawing breath on the face of this planet.

First and foremost, I, tea party protestors, the town hall protestors, and millions of other Americans don’t have a problem with President Obama because of the color of his skin.

He is half white after all.

What we have a problem with are his socialist policies.

And for any of you reading this, if you truly want to get into a debate as to how his policies are socialist, we will be more than happy to take you on.

I think that the ink from all of those tattoos must be blocking the blood flow to Ms. Garafalo’s brain.

Otherwise, she might come to understand that most people aren’t as stupid as she is, or so narrow minded in their viewpoints.

If one doesn’t agrre with someone with different color hair, does that make them a hair racist?

If i disagree with someone taller than I am, does that make me height-phobic?

If I ask someone smoking in a public place to put out their cigarette, does that mean I foster an inbred hatred of tobacco farmers?

I thought that Jimmy Carter was as dumb as a box of wet hammers, yet I still eat peanuts.

Those of you with more common sense than the average houseplant can see where I’m going with this.

This racism crap is just that, crap.

It annoys the hell out of the members of the Kool-Aid Brigade when we disagree with one of the President’s policies, and they aren’t intellectually honest enough, with themselves or anyone else, to face the fact that because someone has a different viewpoint, it has nothing to do with the color of someone’s skin.

Therefore, I accuse any of you who claim that anyone who disagrees with the President of being a racist, of being racist yourselves.

And as long as we’re on the subject, watch the following video:

Did you take note as to her statement right at the end?
“Any female or person of color in the Republican Party is struggling with Stockholm Syndrome.”

You hold a mindset like that, and you have the unmitigated gall to call me a racist.

Hey lady, take the money you were saving up for your next tattoo and get some psychiatric counseling.

You blithering, left-wing idiot.

Obama Designates Sept. 11th As National Socialism Day

We don’t need to rehash the events of September 11th, 2001.

All true Americans have their memories of that fateful day, and remember it in their own ways.

As the anniversary of 9-11 approached, some pinhead member of Congress made a motion that the day be made a national holiday.

For once, common sense prevailed, once it was pointed out to this moron that it was not proper to honor the memories of the people who lost their lives that day with a day off from work and a backyard cookout.

Now President Obama has taken common sense and kicked it through the West Wing windows.

In another move toward creating the United Socialist States of America, the Obama administration wants to turn September 11th into a “National Day Of Service.”

Up till now, September 11th has been a day of reflection and rememberance of the nearly 3,000 people murdered in one single day by Islamic terrorists.

Now, the President wants it to be a day of global warming awareness, activism, food banks and voter registration drives.

Obama’s plans were outlined in a teleconference call with, among others, Lennox Yearwood, head of the Hip Hop Caucus.

Van Jones, Obama’s “green jobs” czar, appeared in a video on the official White House blog claiming that the “National Day Of Service will be chance “for people to connect, to find other people in your peer group who are passionate about repowering America but also greening up America and cleaning up America.”

Perhaps in the world of the Kool-Aid Brigade all of this makes sense.
Do a food drive, tell each other lies about “climate change”, and register some new members of Obama’s Army.

But why in the hell pick September 11th, one of the darkest days in the history of this nation, to do it?

Simple.

Because on that day, for the majority of Americans, their thoughts turn to the innocent men and women, going about their day to day lives, who died.
They think about the bravery of the first responders who made the ultimate sacrifice in trying to save people’s lives.
And more than a few of us are still filled with a terrible resolve to see to it that such a thing never happens again.

This scares Obama and his followers.

They don’t want people thinking about patriotism and love of country.
They don’t want people to think that terrorist attacks are still the number one danger facing this country.

I think that what amazes me the most about this administration is that every time I think that they have come up with the ultimate hair-brained, un-American proposal, they devise an even more outlandish plot.

Well, this September 11th you nitwits enjoy your National Day Of Service.
Sit around, hold hands and sing Kumbaya.

As for myself, as well as anyone else with any grip on reality, I will spend the day reflecting on what it truly means.

The Unconstitutional Provision In H.R. 3200

There are many problems with the health care “reform” bill now working it’s way through the halls of Congress.

The provision that perhaps should invoke the ire of anyone with their head screwed on straight, is that this bill is in direct violation of the U.S. Constitution.

There is a seldom-spoken of provision in the bill that would allow government bureaucrats access to an individual’s health records, as well as their bank account information.

Not only is this a breach of the long standing practice of doctor-patient confidentiality, it is in direct defiance of the Fourth Amendment, which reads:

“The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.”

The United States Constitution guarantees me that some pencil pushing numbskull in Washington is not going to be poking around in my health records or my bank account.

And unlike the Kool-Aid drinking crowd, that document still means something to me.

Al Gore Puts An End To Cash For Clunkers

All of this time I thought that Barack Obama and Al Gore were homeboys.

Barack Obama promised to be an environmentally friendly president, to create millions of “green” jobs, etc.

We all know that Al Gore is the only thing standing between us and all life on Earth coming to an end at 4:15 next Tuesday.

So what happened to cause a falling out between the man who was our only hope to change (damn, there’s those words again)
America and the only man who could save the world?

Obama instuted the “cash for clunkers” program.

Cash For Clunkers was Obama’s way of getting older, gas guzzling vehicles off of the road, as well as adding a stimulus (damn, I did it again) to the economy by boosting new car sales.

Mr. Gore was fine with this until the light bulb (fluorescent of course) went off over his head.

He became highly upset when he learned that with The Earth In The Balance, one quarter of a million vehicles that will wind up being traded in on this program are being sent to the scrapyard!

A third of the state of Tennessee experienced a electrical blackout when Gore fired up his Cray supercomputer to do the math on the cost/benefit ratio of getting gas guzzlers off of the road as opposed to adding 250,000 cars to America’s junkyards.

Al called Obama, and they agreed to put the program on hold.

And they are working towards patching things up between the two of them.

Gore chartered a private jet and flew to D.C.

Over a few beers, Obama agreed to suspend the program until Gore can come up with a way to exploit it.

They are still discussing how to spin the fact that they are shutting down the only stimulus idea that actually seemed to be working.

But as long as the beer holds out, I’m sure they will come up with something, after all they are the top two men in their field when it comes to misleading the American public.

I just hope they remember to recycle the cans.

The Lighter Side Of Cap And Trade

The citizens of the United States are in danger of being saddled with the biggest tax increase in human history.

That will be the result if the “Cap and Trade” bill recently passed by the House and now on it’s way to the Senate becomes law.

The costs associated with this boondoggle will effect each and every citizen of America, due to the fact that it will apply a tax to all energy consumption.

And hardest-hit by what should be named the “Global Warming Panic Plan’ will be those least able to afford it, folks that are on the lower rung of the economic ladder, who already spend a disproportionate percentage of their income on such things as home heating, gasoline, etc.

Someone as cynical as myself views this as simply a way for Congress to vote for a massive tax increase without calling it a tax increase.

Perhaps that is only part of the case.

We all know that Congress doesn’t bother to read a bill to see what is in it before they vote on it, so perhaps our legislators are casting their votes based upon having read this book:

Regardless of whether this is Congress’ latest method of emptying our pockets, or if it is meant to placate the fears of the global warming fanatics and their High Priest and supreme leader, Al “boy it’s hot in here” Gore, there has to be an easier and cheaper method.

Fear not, gentle reader, there is an easier and much cheaper way.

One that would just as effective, while having the added benefit of being much less taxing.

In our relentless support of Truth, Justice, and the American Way, we here at The Freedom Medium have come up with an alternative to Cap and Trade.

We call our proposal International Breathe On A Tree Day.

We use the word International because if global warming is indeed a global problem, then everyone needs to get involved.

Here’s how it works:

“Climate Change” advocates claim that global warming occurs due primarily to rising CO2 levels.

And we humans exhale carbon dioxide each time we breathe.

Now if we were all to spend (not everyone all at once of course, after all, someone has to work on health care reform) one day a week breathing on a tree, our CO2 emissions problems would be solved.

See, plants absorb carbon dioxide, whish they then use to produce chlorophyll.
They then release oxygen because they don’t need the oxygen that is created when the sunlight breaks down water molecules in the chlorophyll.

More oxygen, less carbon dioxide, problem solved!

Of course, the one drawback to this proposal is that we probably couldn’s get China to sign off on it, hell, those SOB’s still burn coal.

Of course, some of you will call this plan the ravings of a group of lunatics.

But if you think about it honestly, it is no more ludicrous than the Cap and Trade bill now working it’s way through the halls of Congress.

I Can’t Believe I’m Sitting Next To A Republican

I’m a few days behind on my newspaper reading, as I took the weekend off to do some things that didn’t involve political commentary.

Yes, I know, I’m a slacker.

But in the process of getting caught up, I came across this article in the New York Post, and I enjoyed it so much I am going to head out tomorrow and buy the book this excerpt is taken from.

Let me know if you enjoy the story as much as I did.

The phone messages and e-mails from fellow conservatives started coming early on election night 2008 and continued well into the next day. Some were anguished, some merely fatalistic. But all featured at least a dollop of gallows humor.

As the dimensions of the disaster became apparent, my friend Cary announced he might have to skip work.

“For how long?” I asked.

“I’m thinking a year.”

Who could blame him? Obama may be our worst nightmare, front man for every species of noxious, left-wing activism going, front man for every species of noxious, left-wing activism going, but at least he generally makes open-minded noises. In Manhattan offices like Cary’s, the Chosen One’s acolytes often don’t even bother pretending to be civil toward those on the other side of the political spectrum.

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