Some Questions And Answers About Barack Obama
July 11, 2009 · carl · Print This Article
One of our subscribers sent me these, and they are points worth pondering.
Q: What’s the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don’t think they’re funny and everyone else doesn’t think they’re jokes.
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
Q: What do Miley Cyrus and Barack Obama have in common?
A: They both stand onstage and attract young people with mindless chatter.
Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
At a recent Obama speech there was a guy in the back of the hall screaming anti-American slogans and making hateful racist remarks. They turned the house lights up and it was Reverend Wright.
For a moment Obama thought he was back in church and yelled, “Can I get an amen”?
Obama’s campaign slogan “Yes we can” has become “Yes you will.”
Obama has ordered GM to come out with a new model called the Pelosi.
It’s a convertible, but no one wants to see it with its top down.
And finally, there is this video, which first aired the day after the election:
Very funny FM! (I had to abbreviate your name in order to fit everything in the Freedom Medium bulletin titles with the other important headers stuff — on Myspace they don’t give ya much room in the bulletin header as we know huh? (c: I think it sounds pretty cool — hope it’s ok (c; Great funny little chill write.
Beverly
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